does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.
OH MY GOD
IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!
JFC!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!! \m/ \m/ \m/ ALL THE AWARDS!!!!!!!
This is my new favorite thing and my favorite things are better than Oprah’s so yeah this must be pretty great
Whatever you think it is, it’s not it. It’s aBOUT A MILLION TIMES BETTER OH MY FUCKING GOD
Just listen.
(Source: hootingblues)
So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in
i love myself
and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.
(Source: idiotsonfb)
Simon when he was a mundane and;
Simon when he was turned into a
ratchipmunk
Sorry, I don’t usually reblog when I’m told to but…in what universe would I not like a guy who reads?
GUYS WHO READ»»»»>
guy bookworm+girl bookworm=perfection
FUCK YES!
(Source: catchingfray)
WAIT A MOMENT.
Let’s imagine Clary and Jace have a son and everything.
BUT WHAT IF Jace doesn’t want to name him Herondale but Lightwood instead?
THERE WOULD BE NO MORE HERONDALES.